11 October 2011
10 things NOT to ask your spouse…
Let’s see, I’ve been married and divorced… so this should be a rather easy list, but then again… (this is not in any specific order…)
1. Can you please pick your dirty clothes up off the floor?
2. When are you going to mow the lawn?
3. Can I borrow some money?
4. Do we have to have pizza again tonight?
5. When you spill, can you please clean it up?
6. What time will you be home?
7. You spent HOW MUCH?!
8. Do you really need another tool?
9. Can you please take out the garbage?
10. What would possess you to do something so stupid????