wordless Wednesday

Look into my eyes....

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PETS

I have received so many comments that I am NOT the only person who just resides in the house owned and ruled by the pets!

From what I am learning... that picture of the dogs playing poker was probably not too far off - their owner just lived in the house to clean up after them also!

This morning, Old Lady got miffed because no one would get up and feed her... spoiled brat... so she dumped her water dish and flipped the dry cat food bowl.

This would be not so unusual for a cat who is the size of, say, a small puppy, but no... please keep in mind that this one is only about 5 pounds and her head is not much bigger than a tennis ball.

She is definitely an itty bitty mighty kitty!! Oh yes, so sweet and innocent until she doesn't get her way! Then WATCH OUT cuz the Bitch is Back!

My cat just blew the world!

Ok, I am laying here, relaxing, reading mommy blogs, watching Ghost Hunters and drinking a (fairly decent) Chardonnay.

Suddenly, it sounds like popcorn popping and things started crashing.

Our chunky-monkey, orange tabby Tiger, got nosey, and got tangled.in a plastic grocery bag. NOT COOL!!!

Suddenly a 10-lb, asthma-ridden, 4-year old bull in a China shop starts tearing through the house, freaking out. (To say the least).  He went under my nightstand, around my waterbed,  under my headboard, spilled my wine (damn!!), dragged my sons game cartridges into the hall, and woke the ENTIRE house before we rescued the bag.

Well, Typhoon Tiger hit and there's a mess to clean up.... and no Tiger to be seen for miles!!!!

GOOD! DAMMIT!!!!!!

**sigh**