09 April 2012

Borrowing this post from Ashley - please check out her site

Meet Ashley... she is a blogger, a model, and an all-around awesome gal. She was in Miss Indiana International 2012. Check out her about me page... http://loveashley.net/about-me/

I get her posts via email and I love them.

This is the most recent I saw, and the way my world is spinning, I felt a desire to repost it... 

Just had to do it... Thanks for the insite Ashley.

Stupid Things Men Do

Published April 7, 2012 by Ashley Pariseau

You knew it was coming. Here are some things that some men do that I personally just don’t understand.
Ogle underage girls.
A girl is walking and she is cat called. She has definitely developed, but she carries a Hello Kitty backpack and is still wearing braces. Doesn’t that indicate to you that she is still a child? Just wait until you have a teenage daughter, or try to hit on some 15 year old and get a bullet in your ass from her dad’s AK.

You think she won’t find out. (What you did last night, what you lied about, that you looked at porn on her computer even though you deleted the history, etc)
She will. Never underestimate a woman’s ability to find things out. 

You like girl on girl action.
Why? I don’t get it. Chances are you aren’t going to be getting any. 

You don’t understand when to back off sexually.
When we are sick or not feeling well, don’t say “I know what will make you feel better.” *wink* No. Here’s a magazine and some tissue and call me in the morning.

Going to strip clubs.
Why do you go to strip clubs, a place where you have to pay to see some (probably) average looking girl’s boobs when you have a good looking woman at home that you can see for free, plus more? I don’t get it. 

You forget romance.
Sure you can pull out your smooth moves while trying to pursue us, but you think it’s ok to just throw that out the window 5 years down the road. If you hate romance, don’t be fake in the beginning. Oh and saying “I love you” every now and then doesn’t really count. See here.

When you get all upset and then say “I don’t give a F***”
Clearly you give at least something, otherwise you wouldn’t be fuming from your ears while you say it. 

You eat a full meal in 5 minutes.
Do you chew your food at all? Did you even taste it? Men take 5 minutes to eat and 30 minutes evacuating it. What is up with that?

1 comment:

Ashley said...

Haha thank you for reblogging this.

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